"Says here for dessert we're having STRIPPERS!" From left: LEM pilot Fred Haise, mission commander Jim Lovell, and CM pilot Jack Swigert, April, 1970.
Well, the contest is closed, and we'd like to thank all of the participants. The winner of the contest was a rogue third-party commenter named Bonnie, who brought strippers into the mix (you know Swigert would have been on board with that idea...). She gets a NASA book from the vaults at This Space Available and some other prizes. Stay tuned for future captioning contests!