Sunday, April 17, 2011

ESCANDALO in Space, Part III: John Young Throws Cusses on The Moon

In April 1972, the Apollo moon missions were winding down, and Apollo 16 was launched into history for a few unique reasons. It was the penultimate moon mission, landing in the Descartes Highlands region (Apollo 17 would close out 1972, and at present time, is still - sadly - the last manned moon mission ever). Also, it would be remembered because mission commander John Young had a few choice words to say about NASA's choice of beverage for their mission.

Some background: the moon walkers of Apollo 15, Dave Scott and Jim Irwin, had some difficulties with their heart rhythms on the moon's surface. Shortly after, Jim Irwin would suffer a heart attack back at home on Earth (unfortunately, Irwin was plagued by heart problems throughout the rest of his life). NASA flight surgeons theorized that the men had encountered these difficulties because of a lack of potassium in their diets. In short, Apollo 16 was loaded up with a rather unpleasant tasting orange drink to counter these medical issues. Days into the mission, John Young would encounter some problems with his gastrointestinal tract because of this orange-y, gassy concoction.

On the moon's surface, somehow Apollo 16's LEM inhabitants (Young and Charlie Duke) acquired a hot mike, meaning that ground controllers could hear every word being said inside the LEM. They heard John Young bitching at length - using some rather colorful language - about the orange juice. By this point John had a slight problem with gas, and was being pretty open about it with Charlie Duke (who should be canonized for having to deal with this). The very best excerpt of this bitch fest includes this golden nugget:
"I mean, I haven't eaten this much citrus fruit in 20 years! And I'll tell you one thing, in another 12 fucking days, I ain't never eating any more."
Later, after John had bitched some more about farting up a storm on the moon, Mission Control finally alerted him rather awkwardly about the hot mike situation. The entire completely hilarious exchange is captured in the video posted above.

When Apollo 16 returned home days later, some reporters lobbed some oranges at Young, Duke, and CM pilot Ken Mattingly at a post-flight press conference. The three men smiled rather sheepishly. Years later, when asked if he drank orange juice, Young was quoted as saying, "Oh,'s good for you."

Here's John Young, Ken Mattingly, and Charlie Duke at that post-flight press conference, 1972. Note the oranges placed in front of them. Photo courtesy of
Retro Space Images.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Jack Swigert of the Week: Guys, I Have Some Advice for You.

"Dammit. Life Magazine has interrupted my 'How to Get the Laydeez' tutorial. No big deal. My tutorial next week involves tried and true tips like, 'Hey, you left your jacket in my car,' among other things." Jack Swigert, Wally Schirra, and Donn Eisele, 1968. Photo courtesy of Life Magazine.

Interesting tidbit of information: Jack Swigert was part of Apollo 7's support crew, and was the unfortunate recipient of Wally Schirra's infamous "Okay, we've had it up here..." rant. I hope Jack received a pay raise that year or some kind of special medal.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

4/5/2011: New News, Pictures, and Other Cool Stuff

Space Shuttle Discovery launches for the last time on February 24th, 2011. Picture taken from the Space Walk of Fame Park in Titusville, Florida by the author.

I've been bogged down in my other job lately - so I haven't had a lot of time to update this blog (unfortunately). But never fear, dear readers, I am back!

Some updates:

In February, I saw the Space Shuttle Discovery launched on its final mission before a well-deserved retirement from Titusville, Florida. Also, I got to visit the Space Walk of Fame Museum and Park, which had a lot of extremely cool exhibits, artifacts, and monuments. I took a ton of photos, so I will be sharing these with readers of this blog in increments. I also got to hear some hilarious (and some heartbreaking) stories about the NASA workers and astronauts who made Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo possible. I will be sharing these as well.

I started another blog on Tumblr dedicated to mainly rare photos and videos of vintage NASA astronauts and people as well. Also we engage in a lot of hilarious cross-fandom and other talk. So if you want to engage in some discussions about how insanely funny Frank Borman's facial expressions can be sometimes (he's so...serious), come visit me at the space known as "As Only NASA Can." Readers can feel free to submit pictures of NASA-related stuff and minutiae.

In addition, "As Only NASA Can" already has its own spin off. This micro-blog is called Awww Yeah, It's John Young. This blog is obviously dedicated to Florida's own, best astronaut from the Golden Age of Spaceflight. Feel free to submit any John Young related material to this Web site. And I'll salute you, Navy-style.